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10/03/2010 -

Today's Cowboy Love Is Pure is about having a special occasion to dress up, meet with friends and then drink from a cauldron of pure liquid knowledge.

Today's Shark Of Wisdom is a classy way to say 'I don't want no scrubs,' which is itself kind of classy if you say it like Jeeves would say it.

If you love The King, - and who among us could not - then maybe this will express your interest sac:

This is the work of the mighty Bruno Stahl and the world which I intend to create will be one where you, the hero, will be much more familiar with him and his works. Till then.

09/03/2010 - I have signed up to sell comics in Croydon. You can do that in Croydon now.

Also I stayed up late so that I could tell you about how magic centipede magic is. (Very) And to deliver to you Shark Of Wisdom's latest warning.

08/03/2010 - Oh jeez, you guys look cold. How about I get you some shirts to smear all over your skin? I happen to have a few at the printers today...

Centipede advice

You and your stupid Alchemist!

And the return of an old favourite...

Loving you all over your chest.

All of these should be in the Little Old Store by the end of the month. A few quick purchases after that and you'll be as warm as a supernova and ten times as powerful.

Meanwhile, the centipedes reckon they are going to get medieval on the cowboy's ass and Shark Of Wisdom takes some tablets for a synecdouche.

05?/03/2010 - How about a ridiculously late Cowboy Love Is Pure update?

Meanwhile, Shark Of Wisdom evaluates your bookshelf and your photo albums from your year of backpacking.

04/03/2010 -This one took a while, but I'm finally finished with Chapter 100 of The Saga Of The European King. It weighs in at a neat ten thousand words and contains the emotional devastation of three break-ups and the death of a friend-of-a-friend.

Oh, I've also gone and inserted yet more foreshadowing into Chapter 99, using my unbeatable Power Of Retcon. See if you can spot it, girls and boys.

Otherwise, we've got some joy at the queues in Cowboy Love Is Pure while Shark Of Wisdom warns us against the destructive use of metaphors.