08/02/2010 - I have appeared bearing gifts. Gifts of the usual sort!

Today, in Cowboy Love Is Pure, there is a lovely date. Aww! And good ol' Shark Of Wisdom shares his one tiny hope for the future.

Melody Lee puts everyone else in the world to shame with her cover for her fuzzy adaptation of The Happy Prince. She plans to unveil the English version of it at the UK Mini & Webcomix Thing, which is an event I, too, am somewhat into!

05/02/2010 - Have a Friday-sized helping of the most effeminate drink in the world and, if you're lucky, Shark Of Wisdom might just surprise you with sexiness.

04/02/2010 - Evidently, I have survived. And so I present to you a strange tale of a centipede setting up two strangers in a bar and to deliver Shark Of Wisdom's message of brotherly harmony.

Meanwhile, my brother is rankling a particulalry easily-rankled branch of Afrikaners for a reputable newspaper and my mother is hectoring for my signature to help ban the Pope from visiting England.

What a wacky bunch!

02/02/2010 - Today I am travelling in an impossible flying machine across the world. The chances of my death by misfortune are surprisingly great. Updates for Cowboy Love Is Pure will be a little sporadic until, say, Thursday. Enjoy this quiescent bar scene till then.

Shark Of Wisdom should be running strong, though. Today you can thrill to the sound of taking offense.

29/01/2010 - Today we encounter a crippling dearth of manliness in Cowboy Love Is Pure and more of Shark Of Wisdom's obtuse bullshit, of course.

28/01/2010 -

Cowboy Love Is Pure: Glittering puppy eyes.

Shark Of Wisdom: It's a serious consideration.

And Melody brings you a slice of tremendous pity.

27/01/2010 - Today's offering on the love of the cowboys is block-coloured for your convenience.

While Shark Of Wisdom offers caution about dating in your grandparents' home town.

26/01/2010 - Had a chat today, mostly about books, with Jesse Breytenbach, and my mind has been altered so that the following things are important:

1. I should read the latest Iain Banks book and finally get into Neal Stephenson.

2. There's probably a giant award-winning comic or two lurking in the story of South Africa's relationship to the railroad.

3. I'd better type up that script about an alcoholic, anorexic king sometime soon.

4. Hey, I think you should really have a look at this Jesse broad's site. There are many delights of a crafty flavour but if it's words and pictures you're after, you can can jump straight to the comicky stuff.

Today's Cowboy Love Is Pure is drawn from a difficult angle and today's advice from Shark Of Wisdom is about addictions to terrible things.

25/01/2010 -

Cowboy Love Is Pure: Ladies are killers.

Shark Of Wisdom: Lactating live.

22/01/2010 -

Cowboy Love Is Pure: A meal fit for a lady.

Shark Of Wisdom: Just about everything.