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Chapter 100: The European Civil War (1152-1157)
This is a story about heroes who are also totally cool. You can't get guys this cool these days, unfortunately, you have to go way, way back to the olden days when magic was everyone and people generally tried harder. This is a time that is so nice that the King of Europe realises that the only way he could make it cooler would be to personally murder Winter itself and then everyone would be happy and warm all year round.
Also, what's cool is that he has all these rad friends and skill that will help him do this.
The non-canon prologue By Sebastian Borckenhagen
Chapters 1 - 20
The King would not be King if he didn't realise that the greatest threat to everyone in Europe being awesome for 100% of the day was Winter itself. He wastes no time in gathering up his best Adventure Friends and setting off to kill that frosty sucker. But guys, keep this in mind, when you go on an adventure, stuff can happen, you know? Exciting stuff!
Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8 - Chapter 9 - Chapter 10 - Chapter 11 - Chapter 12 - Chapter 13 - Chapter 14 - Chapter 15 - Chapter 16 - Chapter 17 - Chapter 18 - Chapter 19 - Chapter 20
Chapters 21 - 43
While unwinding at The Greatest Party In The World, hosted by the gracious little town of Jerusalem, the King and his Adventure Team wind up on the freaking Moon with Leonard Cohen, Burzum, and a mysterious lady from the King's past...
Chapter 21 - Chapter 22 - Chapter 23 - Chapter 24 - Chapter 25 - Chapter 26 - Chapter 27 - Chapter 28 - Chapter 29 - Chapter 30 - Chapter 31 - Chapter 32 - Chapter 33 - Chapter 34 - Chapter 35 - Chapter 36 - Chapter 37 - Chapter 38 - Chapter 39 - Chapter 40 - Chapter 41 - Chapter 42 - Chapter 43
Chapters 44 - 56
The Adventure Team returns from the Moon to find themselves in darkest Romania - home of the gypsies and the Draculas, and it is totally scary. Before you know it, most of the team are werewolves, there are legions of the undead everywhere and the team is forced to deal with a shattering loss!
Chapter 44 - Chapter 45 - Chapter 46 - Chapter 47 - Chapter 48 - Chapter 49 - Chapter 50 - Chapter 51 - Chapter 52 - Chapter 53 - Chapter 54 - Chapter 55 - Chapter 56
Book 4 - The New World is exciting, dangerous
Chapters 57 - 93 (!)
It doesn't really get much more epic than travelling to the United States to beat up the President. Not unless you throw Will Smith, a giant octopus, a charming cowboy and an army of furry forest animals in there too. What's that? THESE THINGS ARE ALREADY PART OF THE STORY?
Chapter 57 - Chapter 58 - Chapter 59 - Chapter 60 - Chapter 61 - Chapter 62 - Chapter 63 - Chapter 64 - Chapter 65 - Chapter 66 - Chapter 67 - Chapter 68 - Chapter 69 - Chapter 70 - Chapter 71 - Chapter 72 - Chapter 73 - Chapter 74 - Chapter 75 - Chapter 76 - Chapter 77 - Chapter 78 - Chapter 79 - Chapter 80 - Chapter 81 - Chapter 82 - Chapter 83 - Chapter 84 - Chapter 85 - Chapter 86 - Chapter 87 - Chapter 88 - Chapter 89 - Chapter 90 - Chapter 91 - Chapter 92 - Chapter 93
Book 5 - Oh no, we broke all of Europe!
Chapters 94 - ??
There's no time to sit in bed being all weakened and diminished, Your Highness, there's a whole damn European Civil War to deal with, not to mention an increasing level of dangerous love triangles and a venture into the heart of Europe's most hated enemy - Ireland, home of the Saints.
Chapter 94 - Chapter 95 - Chapter 96 - Chapter 97 - Chapter 98 - Chapter 99 - NEW Chapter 100: The European Civil War (1152-1157)
A Saga Of A European King written and performed by Gavin Haynes
Gavin Haynes is some sort of mealy-mouthed rabblerouser.
