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T-shirts

 

- 'MISSION FAILED' t-shirt

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Listen. You had a job to do and, well, just look at what you've done.
 15 GBP, 1 GBP shipping.

 

: 'Searching' t-shirt

The Ancient Shark Of Despair 'Searching' t-shirt
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Keep the sadness close to your heart with this declaration of love in royal blue. 15 GBP, 1 GBP shipping.

 

- 'Girls Love Horses' t-shirt

Cowboy Love Is Pure 'Girls Love Horses' t-shirt
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Memorise the centipedes' most potent lesson with this burnt umber beauty. 15 GBP, 1 GBP shipping.

 

Comics
In an island society where all labour is decided by divine Tasks, one conscientious girl is given a terrible Task that will change everything.

24 pages, B5, colour cover and monochrome interior.

6 GBP, 50p shipping.

 

 

 

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A cowboy sets off on his journey to get to the heart of love itself.

32 pages, b&w on pleasingly orange paper.

2 GBP, 50p shipping.

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A cowboy is instructed in the ways of centipede diet, sexuality.

32 pages, b&w on pleasingly orange paper.

2 GBP, 50p shipping.

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A cowboy is instructed in the ways of eagle video dating and dazzles all with karaoke.

32 pages, b&w on pleasingly orange paper.

2 GBP, 50p shipping.

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A cowboy is instructed in the ways of Indian medicine and the hate a Wendigo feels for a Bigfoot.

32 pages, b&w on pleasingly orange paper.

2 GBP, 50p shipping.