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I got a birthday card. My birthday was on the 31st of December

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Roxy sent this to Ancient Shark Of Despair. It is very cool.

It is from Roxy. Thank you, Roxy. It is very good, but I just want to point out a few things.

A: There is no Octopus of Wondering.
B: I have never been in the ocean.
C: This would never happen.

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User comments

The Ancient Shark Of Despair

I couldn't read it that well once I posted it so I transcribed it because it is so cool.

Panel 1: Happy Birthday Despair. From the Octopus of Wondering
Panel 2 this is not fan art. this is a portrait.
Panel 3 Despair, come with me?
Panel 4 Just the two of us?
Panel 5 We'll go on adventure...
Panel 6 ...to the sea...

By the way, I really like this.

Posted by The Ancient Shark Of Despair on Wednesday, January 24, 2007 at 4:36 PM

east side erin ♥

this is very kind
Roxy is a splendid octopus

Posted by east side erin ♥ on Wednesday, January 24, 2007 at 5:14 PM

The Ancient Shark Of Despair

She would be, if she was actually an octopus. Look guys, okay, I know it's a cute idea that there are all these talking sea creatures out there, but I think I would know about it if there were.

Posted by The Ancient Shark Of Despair on Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 9:09 AM

Arbot

Maybe there is an octopus of wondering, and she was testing the waters for an introduction

Posted by Arbot on Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 8:29 AM

The Ancient Shark Of Despair

An octopus can't wonder. They aren't even from space!

Posted by The Ancient Shark Of Despair on Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 8:53 AM

niel

hello the ancient shark of despair.

if i knew it was your birthday i wouldve sent you a card too. I hope you had a fantastic birthday. oh and by the way, i think you're right, there is no octopus of wondering. I think maxi probably just made it up as a joke, because she knows that there is no such thing, and she knows you know this. its a beautiful card though.

Posted by niel on Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 11:19 AM

The Ancient Shark Of Despair

I think people just freak out at the idea that there are actually sharks from outer space who happen to be able to speak English.

Posted by The Ancient Shark Of Despair on Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 12:06 PM

niel

i mean roxy. not maxi. yes. o.k bye

Posted by niel on Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 11:21 AM

Maxi

i know her.

Posted by Maxi on Friday, January 26, 2007 at 9:39 PM

The Ancient Shark Of Despair

She's awesome! I'm so grateful that she did this. It makes me not feel bored about life.

Posted by The Ancient Shark Of Despair on Friday, January 26, 2007 at 10:06 PM

Fan art.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Hey guys, we got fan art. I'm am totally cool with that by the way. I don't think that it's weird. I'm pretty sure that one of you guys did it. I got it in the email. You forgot to tell me who you were by the way. I could have given you the credit.

This is the first piece of fan art received by The Ancient Shark Of Despair. Who knows how many pieces of fan art exist? It's impossible for us to work out.

To be honest with you, I don't really like it.
A: That's not really what happened.
B: The bottles were all in plastic shopping bags. It would have been impossible to give them to her otherwise.
C: I don't have any chairs in my house.

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User comments

Stefan

Hold on, that doesn't even look remotely like you - wow! - folks these days think they get it when they really don't. You sure had'em fooled there, 'ey sharky.

Posted by Stefan on Tuesday, January 23, 2007 at 1:17 PM

The Ancient Shark Of Despair

Look, I didn't even want to get involved in this one.

No, I don't look like that. I'm not fat, it's just that I fill out differently. Face-wise: hey, what can you do?

Posted by The Ancient Shark Of Despair on Tuesday, January 23, 2007 at 2:26 PM

Roxy

I'm scared to send you the birthday card now. I guess I should just to prove that this wasn't mine. You probably shouldn't put it up. I don't know what you look like- I improvised. I bet you have long hair, like Moe.
I wanted to give you the card, I think it looks better on paper.. but I don't really have time now... so I'll send it through.

Posted by Roxy on Tuesday, January 23, 2007 at 4:46 PM

Arbot

It's art, it doesnt have to be acurate
It's just a representation of how you made the artist feel
Look at that eye, and tell me theres not something to this

2 kudos for the artist, which isn't me... I can't draw

Someone just tried to show some community love
and you get all nit-picky...

Posted by Arbot on Tuesday, January 23, 2007 at 9:58 PM

The Ancient Shark Of Despair

Arbot! Don't call me nit-picky!

It's hardly suprising that the person lecturing about community (Arbot) is actually doing stuff that doesn't make community work (accusations). I rest my case.

As a community you shouldn't accuse me of stuff. I just wanted to point out some stuff that I don't want people to get the wrong idea about and then you got all self righteous. That's not cool, but I'll forgive you because as a shark I can see past these insignificant objections of yours. I think I'll let myself be more mature than you.

Posted by The Ancient Shark Of Despair on Wednesday, January 24, 2007 at 12:43 PM

Arbot

lol, fine
I just believe when you get a gift, that you don't like, you just say thank you.

Posted by Arbot on Wednesday, January 24, 2007 at 11:58 PM

Maxi

i want it! t shirt wise! LOVE IT *manic look* ::)

Posted by Maxi on Friday, January 26, 2007 at 9:39 PM