The Ancient Shark Of Despair's blog

Friday, October 20, 2006

I was browsing through the internet and found a site upon which The almighty more supercool than anyone else Shark Of Wisdom is posting on. It was some announcement of his about a new website, which he and his lackeys are putting together.
As per usual, it was accompanied by the usual delusions of grandeur. He actually even referred to the people making the site as "hyper-kinetic footsoldiers". You know something. He doesn't talk like that. Never. Maybe once while he was drunk or something, but all the other times: he's just making it up.
I thought of choosing the category 'friends' for this one. Yeah. That'd be a joke.

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User Comments

Arbot


I thought I'd go back, to the earliest blog I could find, I find it interesting that its about the Ancient Shark of Wisdom.
I want to know more about this Shark you seem to have had some falling out with
Posted by Arbot on Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 8:37 AM

The Ancient Shark Of Despair


It's just Shark Of Wisdom. I'm the Ancient one. But he's older. Look, it happened like this, The Great God Shark was loading up the Sharkship to flee Sharkania and he looked out over the bow of the Sharkship and made some dumb movie reference. This one shark heard him and made another reference that referenced that same movie. It wasn't a movie that many people had seen, and The Great God Shark was kind of surprised that this guy had also seen the movie. So he said, "Want to be the Shark Of Wisdom?"
"Cool," said the Shark Of Wisdom.
And now he goes around the place acting so smart, but he's just some guy. Didn't save him from getting enslaved. I guess that's a lesson we could all learn.
Posted by The Ancient Shark Of Despair on Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 9:07 AM

Arbot


So you still in touch with anysharkelse from the great migration from Sharkania?
And is the Great God Shark like a god king, or a literal god, with all those powers and such?
Posted by Arbot on Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 9:24 AM

The Ancient Shark Of Despair


Just the Shark Of Wisdom. He calls me sometimes and acts like a dick. I also saw him once from my window. I blogged about that. I honestly don't know what happened to the other guys.

The Great God Shark pretty much tells us what to do. He's really big, and is older than everyone else, and isn't even a shark, he's this weird kind of prehistoric fish. That's sort of like having powers.

Posted by The Ancient Shark Of Despair on Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 9:31 AM

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Current mood: indescribable

I think of myself as being about as selfish as a young boy, about 10, winning a sprint race that wins his school a new library. And I was training the whole time that everyone else was just trading marbles and such. And no one even told me that I should train.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

I got a phone call last night. The whole thing was pretty immature.
I could here giggling in the background. It was definitely The Shark Of Wisdom. He probably had a bunch of his trendsters over, because I could hear them in the background. They were also laughing.

The whole thing was pretty lame.
11:45 AM

Monday, October 23, 2006

Current mood: awake
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
I watched TV for 7 hours yesterday. I actually felt exhausted by the end of it, so I went to sleep and had a good night's rest.

I had this really weird dream where we were in this computer game where you hide behind barrels and such and try not to get shot. I was doing okay, but I got hungry and went with this girl to the vending machines that were just off the field of play. These other girls came up to us, apparently I knew them and the girl I was with already from primary school or something, which is weird because I didn't ever go to school. I remember something about these new girls being boring or something, or being inept at TV games, so I left because I didn't want them to be able to play.

In other news I've considered getting pizza delivery guys to buy me smokes on the way if they could, so that I could maybe start smoking. I assume that it’s a lot more fun when you've got time to prepare. Pour yourself some guava juice, set up a chair overlooking a window and take your time. I think the problem is that people don't really have the time or insight to really enjoy smoking, because they're not really that insightful or interesting.
1:11 PM

Monday, October 23, 2006

MySpace makes me incredibly sad
2:59 PM