Archives for: February 2010
25: season 12, hour one
It was 7 pm on Wall Street. most of the folks had left the offices to eat bagels and drink coffee. Suddenly there was a crashing sound. and then many more. For thirty minutes, thousands of mortar rounds landed on the sky scrapers of wall street.
When the attack sounded to be over, people gathered around the buildings to assess the damage. There appeared to be no explosions. It really stank though. the captain of the police approached some sludge on the side of the wall. "It is Pooh!" he said. "It must be the Terrists! Call the counter terrist unit!"
Jack Bowler was at a coffee shop enjoying his retirement. At 6:35 a pissed off african american supervisor called him on his cell phone. "Jack! there has been an attack! We need you in the field!"
"I am retired. I'm sure there are plenty of other qualified agents. You'll just jerk me around to look good to the higher ups" said Jack Bowler.
"I'm willing to pay you Thirty eight dollars and sixty three cents an hour" said the new Boss.
"Alright, I will" said Jack Bowler.
Meanwhile, the next scene showed some Italian Americans driving a van north!!!....
