Shark Of Wisdom

Please, try to think more like me.

Archives for: July 2009

Stanza 62, Verse 2

Shooting them will only be half the process.

Stanza 62, Verse 1

Ever notice how nobody ever understands anyone else? How'd THAT get started?

Stanza 61, Verse 8

A solar sail is a fine metaphor for love if you think of the sun as a good thing.

Stanza 61, Verse 7

You know most gods can't even read?

Stanza 61, Verse 6

Fire once, look directly at the camera, tell them why you need their money.

Stanza 61, Verse 5

Don't eat your heart.

Stanza 61, Verse 4

Most guessing games I play end in tears - other people's tears.

Stanza 61, Verse 3

Fighting evolved as a way to get ladies horny. Way to go, ladies!

Stanza 61, Verse 2

Shhh! Can't you see that you're making Little Malaria jealous?

Stanza 61, Verse 1

Pick the wrong team sometimes, just so they don't think you're cheating.

Stanza 60, Verse 8

Mark lived in perfect harmony with nature because he killed all the large predators in the area while they slept.

Stanza 60, Verse 7

Oh no! It turns out that the free radicals were trying to help us all along!

Stanza 60, Verse 6

I think you guys will break up if you don't apologise for all those hostages you killed.

Stanza 60, Verse 5

I say we let the fat guys rule the world from the today. Who's with me?

Stanza 60, Verse 4

Sorry I haven't called in so long. You've got chlamydia. Gotta run - I've got a long list to go through.

Stanza 60, Verse 3

Hoard affection while you're young. Store it in your cats!

Stanza 60, Verse 2

Hugs are nice, sometimes. Unless the person hugging you does it too hard
and does it to contain you, while they take something of yours you really like

Stanza 60, Verse 1

The problem with romance is that most of your ancestors were conceived by gangbang.

Stanza 59, Verse 8

Reduce your carbon footprint: Cut off your carbon toes.

Stanza 59, Verse 7

You are experiencing a sinking feeling. Go with it!