Shark Of Wisdom

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Archives for: November 2009

Card Seven In The Stack Of Solipsism

Card Seven In The Stack Of Solipsism

Card Six In The Stack Of Solipsism

Card Six In The Stack Of Solipsism

Card Five In The Stack Of Solipsism

Card Five In The Stack Of Solipsism

Card Four In The Stack Of Solipsism

Card Four In The Stack Of Solipsism

Card Three In The Stack Of Solipsism

Card Three In The Stack Of Solipsism

Card Two In The Stack Of Solipsism

Card Two In The Stack Of Solipsism

Card One In The Stack Of Solipsism

Card One In The Stack Of Solipsism

Stanza 71, Verse 8

In most societies it is polite to wink just after you say 'victory', but oh no, not us!

Stanza 71, Verse 7

We actually all entered the Age Of Enlightenment in 1822. People just didn't see the need to make a big deal of it, is all.

Stanza 71, Verse 6

Food isn't real

Stanza 71, Verse 5

If you eat sausages your poos get longer.

Stanza 71, Verse 4

Save your disappointment for the children.

Stanza 71, Verse 3

Your second hand smoke only makes me more powerful.

Stanza 71, Verse 2

Clothes are how we separate the peasants from the upper classes. If you score enough points, you can wear clothes in Nirvana.

Stanza 71, Verse 1

I refuse to accept that there are more than a thousand people in the world.

Stanza 70, Verse 8

This one isn't for you, it's for the worms in your colon: Hand in tight. Never forget who you are. April may bring new romance.

Stanza 70, Verse 7

I'd be more attracted to you if you acted more like a real Aquarius.

Stanza 70, Verse 6

Teenagers: You're doing it wrong.

Stanza 70, Verse 5

I don't think we can continue this conversation until you've watched a few more corpses burn.

Stanza 70, Verse 4

Kill.