Shark of Wisdom has been a friend of mankind ever since mankind wanted to know more about stuff, and girls. In the past, long treks up distant mountains in India or some kind of soul-searching trip across America in your first car was needed to even see Shark of Wisdom. But now, thanks to modern science and SEMIOTIC COHESION's capture of the Shark, you can read an infinitely wise piece of advice or a totally holy and meaningful story pretty much every day.
