Shark Of Wisdom

Please, try to think more like me.

Archives for: March 2010

Stanza 81, Verse 8

Shark Of Wisdom saw the lights and was gone.

Light a candle at the Shark Of Wisdom's home page and profit!

If you like Good People doing Awesome Things at the expense of Bad People, then perhaps you should indulge in The Saga Of The European King.

Stanza 81, Verse 7

You can totally tell that it's Jim Cummings' voice.

Children, send your earthly burdens for proper disposal at Shark Of Wisdom's home page.

If you like Good People doing Awesome Things at the expense of Bad People, then perhaps you should indulge in The Saga Of The European King.

Stanza 81, Verse 6

The most flattering form of suicide is to abseil into lava.

Children, send your earthly burdens for proper disposal at Shark Of Wisdom's home page.

If you like Good People doing Awesome Things at the expense of Bad People, then perhaps you should indulge in The Saga Of The European King.

Stanza 81, Verse 5

Smiling hurts a lot less now that I've had a cider.

Children, send your earthly burdens for proper disposal at Shark Of Wisdom's home page.

Perhaps you'd be interested in the life story of Shark Of Wisdom's onetime disciple, The Ancient Shark Of Despair.

Stanza 81, Verse 4

Fire whoever it was who did your last colonic irrigation. It's a total mess down there!

Children, send your earthly burdens for proper disposal at Shark Of Wisdom's home page.

Ryan is at it again and this time he's brought the libertarians.

Stanza 81, Verse 3

Blah blah blah, I built the pyramids.

Pilgrims, please forward your minds and bodies to Shark Of Wisdom's home page in the ineffable aether.

Today, that old-before-his-time fussbucket Ryan tells a tale of The Great Governor.

Stanza 81, Verse 2

Instead of venom in my fangs, there is ENTERTAINMENT.

Pilgrims, please forward your minds and bodies to Shark Of Wisdom's home page in the ineffable aether.

If a somewhat lengthy parable of a totally rocking King who goes out to murder Winter sounds like a good afternoon, then why not read The Saga Of The European King.

Stanza 81, Verse 1

Hey girls! Wait till ya getta load of my new political opinions!

Pilgrims, please forward your minds and bodies to Shark Of Wisdom's home page in the ineffable aether.

If a somewhat lengthy parable of a totally rocking King who goes out to murder Winter sounds like a good afternoon, then why not read The Saga Of The European King.

Stanza 80, Verse 8

Of all the minds I've devoured, yours was certainly the most fattening.

Disciples may pay homage to Shark Of Wisdom's home page in quantum space.

Shark Of Wisdom's mind and soul provided by a Little Old Man.

Stanza 80, Verse 7

THINGS GHOSTS HATE.

Disciples may pay homage to Shark Of Wisdom's home page in quantum space.

You might also like this comic about cowboys.

Stanza 80, Verse 6

Shark Of Wisdom is most people's second guess.

Stanza 80, Verse 5

Guys, please. I thought Che was cool back when he was in The Usual Suspects.

Stanza 80, Verse 4

I'd make love to you if it were even remotely plausible.

Stanza 80, Verse 3

The version of your mind that I keep in my mind has a headache.

Stanza 80, Verse 2

The version of your mind that I keep in my mind has a headache.

Stanza 80, Verse 1

Sorry to be the one to break it to you, but your search for spiritual meaning isn't nearly as awesome as your housemate's

Stanza 79, Verse 8

Fire used to only be a metaphor.

Stanza 79, Verse 7

Let me touch your teeth!

Stanza 79, Verse 6

Shark Of Wisdom will break down those walls, mister.

Stanza 79, Verse 5

Gaffer tape, duct tape, electrical tape - to think that a million years ago, we had no tape at all!