Shark Of Wisdom

Please, try to think more like me.

Archives for: May 2010

Stanza 85, Verse 7

All your breasts are making me crazy!

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Stanza 85, Verse 6

All your breasts are making me crazy!

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Stanza 85, Verse 5

Shark Of Wisdom attaches your mind to the back of his truck and floors it.

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Stanza 85, Verse 4

You drift from moment to moment, pausing occasionally to touch some human hair.

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Stanza 85, Verse 3

Morality is a display emotion, like blushing.

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Stanza 85, Verse 2

I picked up your emotions on the radio while I was busy in the kitchen. Looks like I'm going to have to dump you.

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Stanza 85, Verse 1

I picked up your emotions on the radio while I was busy in the kitchen. Looks like I'm going to have to dump you.

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Stanza 84, Verse 8

Take heart, for before your days are ended, you will come up with the world's best fellatio joke.

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Stanza 84, Verse 7

Sometimes I forget how obsessed you guys are with fruit still.

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Stanza 84, Verse 6

Shark Of Wisdom blocks your precious blows.

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Stanza 84, Verse 5

Vote for your mom, of course.

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Stanza 84, Verse 4

Crisis over everyone. Turns out it was just a mannequin that I raped..

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Stanza 84, Verse 3

I was in the army for five years and I never once had to raise my voice.

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Stanza 84, Verse 2

All of my friends share my political opinions so it is YOU who is the moron!

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Stanza 84, Verse 1

Shark Of Wisdom overachieves where they don't check.

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Stanza 83, Verse 8

Do you know which emotion I think we should get rid of next? Halitosis.

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Stanza 83, Verse 7

Carry your own stuff.

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