Shark Of Wisdom

Please, try to think more like me.

Archives for: June 2010

Stanza 81, Verse 2

Shark Of Wisdom didn't know it was a racial slur

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Stanza 87, Verse 1

Wisdom tips for clearing the national debt - 1. Tax the wildlife 2. Dress sharp, suck it in 3. Take the numbers off the front of the country, close the blinds

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Stanza 86, Verse 8

The only obstacle on the path to success is more success.

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Stanza 86, Verse 7

Hey! Agrabah isn't even a real place!

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Stanza 86, Verse 6

If you ever notice her evaluating the loving faculties of your heart, breathe deep and hold it in.

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Stanza 86, Verse 5

The enormous density of my dinner jacket makes me immune to your angry glares, mom.

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Stanza 86, Verse 4

I thought so much less of you when you let me guilt you into borrowing a fifty.

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Stanza 86, Verse 3

Shark Of Wisdom instead prefers the softer type.

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Stanza 86, Verse 2

Turn your gay up during an eclipse when everyone is distracted.

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Stanza 86, Verse 1

Dad's coming and he's got the cigarettes!

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Stanza 85, Verse 8

I've got a new sofa that breaks all the rules

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