Archives for: January 2009
bride bores
One day Emma and Liv began to plan their weddings. they had rehearsed fantasy weddings together since being small children. They had both managed to get men to propose to them at about the same time.
First they had to hire a wedding planner.
"what is a wedding planner?" asked Fletcher.
"they help us order decorations and catering for our wedding" said Emma.
"That seems too damn complicated" said Fletcher.
"It is ok, we both make over 80 grand a year" said Emma.
Emma and live began gabbing over details of their weddings.
Fletcher spoke to Daniel, Liv's fiance. "This is all stuff i don't care about. Let's go drink". They went do a bar and drank lots of beer.
Liv and Emma hired the same wedding planner. "I've got news" said the wedding planner. i've booked you for the same location on the same day."
"We'll have to have a double ceremony and reception" said Emma. "it would save everyone time and money."
"That would make too much sense. Let's get into all sorts of scheming hijinks instead" said Liv.
"Ok" said Emma. And that was the rest of the movie.
it would work in japan: chinTheoMon
There are many different churches in Cleveland to come across. Many denominations. It reminded me of Pokemon. Pokemon is from Japan. but many of the American kids play it. I can tell American kids play pokemon. because of all the commercials and toys and merchandise.
A pokemon battle happens like this: two japanese people decide to fight each other. each one carries these balls. when they open the balls a pokemon comes out and fights the opposing pokemon. it isn't a real fight: they launch signature moves that reduce the opponents Chi. or something.
It would be cool if stylized representations of different saints, priests, or denominational founders sprang from the balls instead. they would launch attacks of spouting off distilled theological ponderings at each other. They could evolve just like in Pokemon or digimon: the ultimate evolution of the good Theomons would be The Fonz or John Woolman or Thorstein Veblen. the evil theomons would evolve into televangelists. There would be distinctive, charismatic japanese characters urging them on the whole time.
