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plasma diffusion

Yusef and Chris walked out of the blood plasma donation clinic with checks in hand. they had each been paid 25 dollars for some of their blood plasma. A Convenience store across the street cashed the checks.

Yusef handed the convenience store merchant the check with his left hand. his right arm had been 70 percent crippled by stray gunfire years ago.

Chris bought some cheap cigars and a 40. "what are you going to do with your money?" he asked Yusef.

"I will buy a twenty pound sack of potatoes, a sack of rice, a sack of carrots, a sack of beans, peanuts, some eggs, milk, salt, maybe some liver or a side of bacon."

"I am deeply inclined to pursue intense realism" said Chris. "i will get some McDonalds, and a sack of Kentucky Fried Chicken for for my woman and kids and so forth".

"ok" said Yusef.

"Do you want to play Play Station video games with me and my Compatriots" said Chris.

"No thanks. i want to help the kids practice reading" said Yusef. Yusef turned around, walking toward his house.

Chris pulled out a handgun. He aimed to shoot Yusef in the back and take his money. He wanted to buy some more video games. He fired 3 shots. all three shots miss. Chris was holding his gun sideways. like in the music videos. Yusef ran away.

Two of the stray bullets continued onwards and hit people in the arms. Chris was hit by a bus and died. it was ok that Chris died.