Mean Ol' Ry

MacGyver was playing Hockey at the rink. the Rink front desk manager interrupted him over the PA system! MacGyver there is a telephone call for you! It was Pete! Pete called MacGyver to the office.

MacGyver met Pete at the Office. Pete was walking on crutches. One of his legs was in a cast. What happened Pete!
"I was walking down the stairs and stumbled. I had recently purchased a new pair of shoes. the default shoe laces were far too long. but I hadn't gotten around to replacing them with shorter laces".

"why am I here?" said MacGyver.

"we need to discover why the default shoe laces are always far too long. your assignment is to insert yourself into the situation somehow and learn why." said Pete.

MacGyver found out where the corporate officers of the shoe oligarchs played hockey. He got to talking with them as they practiced Hockey.

Later, in the locker room he grilled one of the corporate guys. The corporate guy looked ashamed. Finally, after a few knuckle sandwiches he squeeled. "Its the Italians. the Italians make us buy longer shoe laces than the shoes need".

MacGuyver was relieved. at least it wasn't the Russians or the Triads. They all looked the same to him so he could never be sure he was talking to the same person when the scene changed. The Italians were more likely to have different hair styles and different colored suits.

MacGuyver went the Italian headquarters. He brought along Murdock from the A-Team as backup. at the top floor of the Italian headquarters he had to fight many different corporate Italians. they were all in middle management or higher so they wore button up shirts and ties. but they were also henchmen. so he had to fight them. He threw many knuckle sandwiches at them.

Murdock threw ham sandwiches wrapped in cellophane. the Italians shrugged them off and ignored Murdock to work on MacGuyver. that was Murdocks plan. He set them up for a really great flying tackle that took out two of them at once. then he and MacGyver fed them knuckle sandwiches.

Many more Italians streamed out of the corridor. MacGyver pulled out his swiss army knife. the Airport had impounded his regular swiss army knife. Fortunately there was now a CVS Pharmacy on every block in Italy now. He had picked up a swiss army knife at CVS Pharmacy. He grasped the swiss army knife tightly in his fist and began punching Italians with it. When an extension broke off he activated another Swiss Army knife extension. Soon they were all broken off. the CVS Pharmacy Swiss Army knife was made in China.

Finally the lead Italian stepped out of the shadows! "I've got to sell more commodities! I get a piece of that! All of the Shoe companies have to go through me!" He drew a gun and prepared to execute MacGuyver and Murdock.

MacGuyver threw his swiss army knife at the Lead Italian. It bounced right off of the Lead Italian! The Lead Italian raised both fists above his head to flex and gloat. A shiny medallion was revealed hanging around his neck. "You cannot defeat my Italianite Ore Medallion powers. Now I will execute you!". The Lead Italian levelled an Italian Handgun at MacGuyver and Murdock.

"I have a better idea!" said Murdock. He revved up his chi and fired a Freedom Ray from his Chi. the Freedom Ray disintegrated the lead Italian.

The default shoe laces of new shoes continued being far too long. nobody really new how to change the invoice forms or job order numbers in the system or find out if they had permission to do such a thing.

Dominic and Letitia were in Panama or somewhere.
"what do you want to do tonight?" Letty asked Dominic.

"I would like to use my car to hijack freight trucks" said Dominic.

"Is that really what you want to do?" Letitia asked Dominic. Letitia was very good looking for a girl who hijacked trucks for a living. Even though she was small, she was strong enough to knock out a full grown Korean Man with one punch.

"yes. I enjoy hijacking truck drivers and using my car to do it" said Dominic.

"You're tall and broad shouldered and strong. You have all your teeth and well defined abdominal muscles" said Letitia.

They drove their cars around until they saw a truck transporting freight. They drove their cars very fast and hijacked the truck! It was difficult because Dominic spoke spanish very slowly.

Later that night Dominic wanted to take Letty to a fancy restaurant. He called up the maître d'hôtel. "This is the Maitre D speaking. How can I help you?" said the Maitre D.

Dominic replied automatically. "Do you have any trucks? I would like to hijack them".

Later Dominic and Letitia took a job running heroin in their flashy fast cars. Letitial wrecked her car. Dominic drove to the wreckage. "Are you okay Letitia? you wrecked your car pretty bad". Letitia climbed out from the automobile wreckage.

"Yes, I am fine. Let's go hijack more trucks. that is what i enjoy to do" said Letitia.

"I enjoy hijacking trucks" said Dominic.

Later, in America, they met their friend Brian. They enjoyed hijacking trucks together and participating in illegal automobile drag races.

One day, after a drag race, Dominic asked Brian, "Hey Brian, would you like to hijack some trucks tonight?"

"I don't know. I'd kind of like to be a diesel mechanic or owner op truck driver. And I still got my Stationary Engineer license from the vocational high school" said Brian.

"Let's keep drag racing and hijacking trucks instead." said Dominic.

"alright" said Brian.

"I've got to drive the Mach 5 Faster!" said Dominic