Mean Ol' Ry

Edward McCullenski was in chemistry class staring out the window.

The Guidance Counselor poked his head into class. I need to see you in the guidance office, he said.

Edward trudged to the guidance counselor in an upright, strong, yet brooding way.

the Guidance Counselor was already at his desk.

"Edward. Edward, Edward, Edward" said the guidance counselor.

"what is it, Guidance Counselor?"

"I know you are a vampire" said the Guidance counselor.

Edward looked worried for about 2 seconds.

"It is alright. I am a wereMoose. I could tell you were a vampire because of my wereMoose senses." said the Guidance counselor.

"What do you want?" said Edward.

"I want to know why you are in high school. you are over 100 years old" said the Guidance counselor.

"I got to study for the S.A.T!" said Edward.

"Be serious. why are you really here!" said the Guidance counselor.

"It is the chicks. High school chicks dig older guys" said Edward Cullen.