Archives for: January 2010
Atlantis Attacks
Carl weaved in and out of traffic. He had a lot of pizzas to deliver!
Suddenly there was a crash! his Chevy Cobalt was t-boned by a Cadilac Escalade. "Raghhhhhh!" screamed Carl. He kicked the door off his Cobalt and marched over to the Escalade. "Hey! What are you trying to do?" he asked the driver.
The driver was unconscious, and the Radio was blasting out the Glenn Beck News program. Soon the police arrived. Carl offered them some pizza. But then they noticed a bag of white powder hanging out of his jacket pocket! They arrested him and called homeland security.
In the Homeland security brig, Carl was being interrogated by spooks. "who are you and why are you here?" said the spook.
"My name is Carl. I deliver Pizzas" said Carl.
The were interrupted by the lab boys. the lab boy spoke with the Spook, Agent Benny, in the hallway. "he was carrying a bag of salt. It is just salt!" said the lab manager.
"I've got to justify the expense of detaining him" said Benny. He brought in some grunts to begin the enhanced interrogation. They arm barred Carl and forced his head into a basin of water. Carl thought it would be funny to hold his breath for 12 minutes, so he did.
This scared the grunts, and it scared everyone when Carl opened his eyes and said "are you done yet?"
Benny offered Carl a chair. "Alright Carl, who are you and where are you from? Are you a muslim? do you hate freedom?"
"I demand a bag of potato chips!" said Carl.
Benny was feeling guilty for attempting to murder Carl, so he offered him a bag of potato chips. Carl finished the potato chips and cleared his throat. "My name is Carl. I am from Atlantis. In Atlantis we evolved to drink salt water, and farm plants that grow in salt water. but we have no Pizza. I came to this land to discover the mysteries of Pizza!" said Carl.
"is that all?" said Benny.
"One more thing". Carl tore his hand cuffs apart and punched a twelve foot hole in the wall. "I've got to score more pizza!" said Carl. He ran into the night.
