Mean Ol' Ry

episode 5.

"Well. That was some good comedy central" said Tony.

"I agree" said Jack.

Tony was promptly asleep 5 minutes later. He was immediately woken up by the sound of a roaring engine from the street outside. "Goddammit!" he said.

"They're probably just passing by" said Jack.

The engine roared up and down the street for five more minutes! Then it was over. It took Tony 20 more minutes to fall asleep. Five minutes after he fell asleep, the roaring engine returned. "Geezus Fucking Christ!" said Tony. He jumped out of bed, grabbed his gun, and ran outside.

He got to the street. A man on a motor cycle was roaring up and down the street. "Hey! What are you trying to do!" Tony shouted to him.

"just blowing off steam. I've been at conferences and cooped up in that hotel all week." said the man.

"Decent people are trying to sleep!" said Tony.

"Dude. I'm just riding my bike" said the man.

"Why is it so goddamm loud?" said Tony.

"I customized it to be louder. That way it is louder" said the Man

"I don't understand why you exist. why are you here?" said Tony.

"My name is Zeke. I am a regional sales executive"

"Why do you have to rev your engine at stop signs. it is a 25 mph street" said Tony.

"I like it!" said Zeke.

Tony's face barely contained rage. An eternity of five seconds passed. He drew his gun. "Step away from the motorcycle!" commanded Tony.

"Whoa. dude" said Zeke. he nervously complied.

Tony emptied his gun at the motorcycle. at the last shot, Tony fell. A ricochet or shrapnel had him doubled over on the ground.

Zeke approached Tony. "Are you okay, buddy?"

"you are not my friend!" said Tony.

Jack came running up. "I heard gunfire. what happened?"

Tony looked up at Jack. "Jack. give me your gun.
"Okay" said Jack.

Tony took the gun. He was still laying on the ground, and stretched his arm out to aim at the bike. He unloaded the clip again. on the last shot another ricochet or shrapnel hit Tony. fortunately this time he was already on the ground.

"You oughta try bein more tolerant, Tony" said Jack.

"Raaaaaghhhh!" Tony screamed.

Jack and Zeke compared notes until the ambulance arrived. The EMTs got tony secured to a stretcher. "How bad is it?" Jack asked an EMT.

"pretty bad. Looks like he will lose a testicle" said the EMT.

Tony called Jack over. His voice was weak and wavery. "Jack."

"I'm here Tony"

"Pomise me...." began Tony. He shuttered and choked.

"what is it Tony" said Jack.

"Promise me you will steal some towels from the hotel for me" said Tony.

"Alright. i will" said Jack. his face showed grim determination and resolution.

Zeke was arrested for assaulting a law enforcement official. Jack went back to his room and turned on comedy central.