The Secret Of Snake Powers

it appears we have no superpowers.

the closest to achieving super powers was Elvis. He had these jumpsuits and a cape.

Good Lord!

Sometimes I don't even buy the lottery ticket.

sometimes I will drink a can of low-end beer or malt liquor before buying one lottery ticket.

I tried remote healing everyone within a 10 mile radius. I'm pretty sure it did not work.

the contagiousness of AIDs in Africa rivals that of bubonic plague in middle age Europe or the Spanish Influenza in early 20th century. I sometimes wonder why some kind of quarantine isn't underway. Mainly because AIDs takes so long to kill the infected.

the best thing about becoming a physician in south africa is being able to leave south africa.

I wonder if DR. Samuel is also a lawyer.

That last little bit allows all abortions to be legal except for mothers who will be giving their children up for adoption or leaving them in a dumpster.

For crissakes, having a kid changes your life..deal.

100%

they just get better.....