Ask a Question to the Shark of Wisdom

Written and performed by Nicolai Roos
Vocals by Paul Maree
Shark of Wisdom Vocals by Tom McNally

Lyrics by: Tom McNally


Thought is only real
If you think about it.
You should give it a try.

He knows everything that there is to know
And he comes from outer space
And he’ll give you what you need to grow
And he’ll tell you to your face

Because he knows about love
And he knows about girls
And he knows about growing old
And he knows what happens to us when we die
And he’s looking to get involved!

So ask a question to the Shark Of Wisdom
Go ahead, baby, just ask him one
No answer’s wrong from the Shark Of Wisdom
He’ll fix anything that could go wrong


I know you. I knew you when you were very small.
I saw you when you fell off your bike and skinned your little knee. I was watching. From space.
I knew your mother, I knew her habits, I knew her way of doing things. She was a good dresser, a good woman, her tears were real. Is she still alive?
Doesn’t matter. Doesn’t matter.
Let’s talk about you.

Because he knows about stuff
And he knows about you
And he knows today’s price of gold
And he knows how families should get along
And he can think apart your soul

So ask a question to the Shark Of Wisdom
Just ask him one, girl, any one
No answer’s wrong from the Shark Of Wisdom
So come on baby, let’s get it on

Oh girl
Let’s get it on girl
I need you to get it on
You’ve got to take it off to get it on

I can help you. I can help you to be happy. Let’s go on a road trip.