The Ancient Shark Of Despair Comics

Whether by his own hand or by those of kindly cartoonists, The Ancient Shark Of Despair has enjoyed a short career appearing in various comics that chronicle episodes that may or may not have occured in his life.

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'The name of the kid' was drawn by Tom McNally, written by Sebastian Borckenhagen and Tom McNally.

Monopoly is staying at the Shark's house, sleeping in his bed and tying up the TV all day by playing computer games that he won't let the Shark join in on. The Shark is just pleased for the company even if it is with the worst possible person. During his stay, Monopoly lets slip just what Moe's real name is.

'Break my body into bits / Watch my life through curtain slits' drawn by Sebastian Borckenhagen, written by Sebastian Borckenhagen and Tom McNally.

Here we have an adaptation of this blog from the 17th of January, 2007. Monopoly has been staying at TASOD's house for quite some time at this point and poor Sharky is beginning to lose it. He is dreaming of TV games and feeling guilty that he has done something terrible.

'Landlord Blues,' drawn by Jesse De Freitas, written by Sebastian Borckenhagen and Tom McNally.

A recounting of the events in this blog, from the 29th of October, 2006. The Shark is slowly becoming obsessed with the neighbour's child. His calm approach to vice and relaxation transmit intense rebellious delight to our poor hero as he watches the boy from his bedroom window. Eager to capture some part of this magic, the Shark orders a pack of cigarettes with his next pizza, but will his landlord approve?

'That's what you are,' drawn and written by Tom McNally

Sometime around the events of this blog, written on the 1st of January, 2007, someone sprayed a highly libelous word on the Shark's wall. Though it doesn't seem to bother him too much. What's much more interesting is that David's been practicing at those TV games of his and he can pull off this one amazing trick, just watch.